The Thom Bearenger Experience

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Jesus shoes (Nike Air Max that have holy water from the Jordan river in the sole), Trump (impeachment and whatnot) and Jay Gruden (former coach of the Washington Redskins) gets caught smoking weed and hitting on 19 year olds. All that and so much more on the very first episode in the new studio (unofficially christened "The Attic") of theDAMNcast.

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Song Con Game

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: painted on hair (the Bigen (pronounced Beijing) hair system), Things Remembered (the store where you get shit engraved) and My Blue Heaven (the Comedy Gangster movie starring Steve Martin, but originally offered to Arnold Schwarzenegger). Also, Curtis makes an interesting confession having to do with writing music for chicks. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

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Mr. Excuses

Hello and welcome to Season 6, Episode 25. Topics include: Kid form Kid and Play (mostly how "interesting" his hair is/was) Christmas presents (cool shit we received when we were kids) and people with Hyperthymesia - "A condition that leads people to be able to remember an abnormally large number of their life experiences in vivid detail." (Marilu Henner is one of them. You remember her right? The red head from the show Taxi? You remember the show Taxi don't you? The show with Tony Danza that wasn't Who's The Boss?). Also, Joe says he's a Cleveland Cavaliers fan who liked when Lebron left to go to Miami (sure Joe... you sound like a huge fan). All that and oh so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

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Cursing In The Park

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: The new iPhone has Marty's Trypophobia acting up (an aversion to the sight of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes, or bumps), NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) from Married with Children and Curtis' aunt Ruth let him eat only bacon for breakfast when he was 8 (she totally overruled his mom, like a mafia boss). Also, we talk a little sports and politics (I'm not going to tell you when, but it's in there... trust me). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

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Taltz Bois

Hello and welcome to the very first episode recorded at Curtis' new house. Unfortunately the "studio" isn't quite ready yet, so we did this episode on the porch, aka the "Vestibule". Topics include: Curtis Loves Joanie (pre teen Curtis had a "thing" for Erin Moran), Water Polo (what the fuck are the rules and why do we care) and Joe hates Quentin Tarantino (just a tad too racist for Joe's liking). Also, we weigh in on the upcoming NFL season (at least the Browns and Steelers, which in hindsight between recording this episode and writing this summary, doesn't look good for either team or their fans... if that makes any sense). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

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Pusillanimous Hippopotamus

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: The Shining (yes again), Tony Danza is on a hot mic (this clip is from at least 20 years ago, but still fucking fantastic) and Chris Cuomo really doesn't like being called Fredo (this clip is very current and topical), and that's only within the first 10 minutes. We also talk about bad movies (yes again) and throw some politics in there too (Trump shit), but absolutely zero sports... So all you sports haters can take your finger off of the 15 second skip button. All that and so much more on this week's large cowardly mammal of an episode, of theDAMNcast!

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Gooble Gobble

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Drugs (we talk a little bit about our own experimentation with drugs when we were youngsters and some of the dumb shit we would do), Beating Women (and how not too long ago it was not only socially acceptable, it was promoted in Film and on Television) and we listen to Obama rap the song "Fuck Trump" (also to some god awful mumble rapper try and freestyle). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

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Très Jolie

Hello and welcome to another expletive filled episode. This weeks episode in particular has heavy uses of the word "cunt". See... Marty is hoping that the word "cunt" catches on more as an adverb, than a slight or term degrading women, and we can't agree more. Other topics include: The Presidential seal gets a makeover (Trump and his cronies didn't even notice), Casting Couches (which includes us watching a famous scene from the show "Fame" involving the character CoCo) and we all give our top five Cartoon Characters. All that and so much more on this “Mad Cunt” of an episode of theDAMNcast.

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Gherkin Through The Merkin Curtain

Hello and welcome to another episode. This weeks show can be summed up in 3 words: Hip, Hop and Merkin. Sure we talk about other things, including A Totally not gay YouTube star (Bryan from the Daily Bumps) and Parallel/Alternate dimensions/realities, but that shit is really secondary to Rap Music and Pubic Wigs. It just is what it is. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 19, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

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Prepared Foods

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Nike pulls their "Betsy Ross Flag" shoes from stores (because... racist?), Soda has a crazy amount of sugar in it (DUH) and a short man erupts in a bagel shop (apparently women really don't want no "short short" man). All that and so much more, on the second episode ever recorded in Studio Solarium, of theDAMNcast.

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Solarium

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. This is the first episode of the New theDAMNcast that was recorded outside of beautiful downtown Canal Fulton, Ohio, and was instead recorded at Marty's house, in the "Solarium". Topics include: Before and after pictures of people on meth (one guy actually looked better), why are rabbits feet okay to carry around and cats paws are not (we're not cat people) and Joe tells us a little bit about his trip to Japan (Sumo wrestlers are motherfucking Kings). All that and so much more on this weeks "experimental" episode of theDAMNcast.

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Mothering

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. We recorded this episode back in mid March of 2019, but due to unforeseen circumstances, we didn't end up releasing it at that time. So... considering Jokozuna is dominating the Japanese (in Japan) this week, we didn't record an episode. I figured it was time to release this bad boy. Topics include: the R. Kelly interview with Gayle King (you know the one where he freaks out because he's "innocent"), Incels (members of an online subculture, who define themselves as unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one, a state they describe as inceldom. Thanks Wikipedia!) and we look up different euphemisms for penises throughout history (there are so many good ones, but I think "Tan Banana" is my favorite). Oh, and we almost get hit by a tornado (no... not really). All that and so much more on this lost, but now found, episode of theDAMNcast!

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The Lil Assgels

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Dick Yelp (A Twitter page where women submit reviews of past lovers. We're pretty sure the reviews are fake, but that doesn't stop us from reading a bunch of them), we play a clip from the 1932 Horror classic "Freaks" (One of Us, One of Us. Gooble Gobble, One of Us), and we make up a new Olympic event (The Bi (Curious) Athlon (You suck a dick and kick a football). Also, we tell some dad jokes and Curtis reads the word "nigga" more than enough times (don't worry, Joe (and actual African American himself) said it was OK. All that and so much more, including the use of the words Fag and Retarded more than a few times, on this weeks offensive AF episode of theDAMNcast!

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Radness

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: Alf (well more about the creator of Alf and the movie (Permanent Midnight) based on his heroin habit), the history of Genny Cream Ale (and all cream ales, which "spoiler alert" don’t contain any fucking cream) and we try to educate Joe on Japanese (pretty sure it’s pronounced Yapanese) culture (because he is visiting there in a few weeks to dominate them, not unlike Godzilla, and become the fucking icon that he was always destined to become). Also, the fucking computer stops at least 3 fucking times during the recording, so Curtis feels the need to reprimand Marty and Joe (even though they have nothing to do with it, and we have a fucking backup... WE HAVE A BACKUP!!!). Plus Curtis leaves in some of the "behind the scenes" shit (including a conversation about hosting dues... thrilling), just for the fuck of it. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 14, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

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Color Me Retarded

Hello and welcome to this weeks "fully retarded" episode. Topics include: Ben Carson has no business being the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (despite being a black man lol), we get a bit racist (well, we play the song "Jesus Christ is my Nigga" written and performed by a Christian pastor and his wife, that we find out shortly after playing the song is completely fake and contrived) and we go "full retard" (we really should be ashamed of ourselves). This is quite an offensive episode, but at least its the shortest one we've ever done? All that and not so much more, on this weeks more retarded than usual episode of theDAMNcast.

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Three Little Puppets

Hello and welcome to Season 6, Episode 12, of theDAMNcast. This weeks topics include: Deepfakes ("an AI-based technology used to produce or alter video content so that it presents something that didn't, in fact, occur." Not exactly how Curtis' dumb ass describes it on the show, but you'll get the idea), Movies that are so bad they are good (The Room and Troll 2 are Curtis' examples, but Marty and Joe have never seen either, of course) and Extreme Saunaing (People see how long they can endure up to 229 degree Fahrenheit temperatures in order to "win", and yes people have died). Oh... and Marty and Curtis get into an argument about music where Marty calls Curtis Sarah Palin, and Curtis yells at Marty about how he can see Alaska from his apartment (Curtis just basically yells for a good five minutes during the conversation... about something definitely not worth yelling over, which is why his nickname is Testo) All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

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Blind Pigs

Hello and welcome to another rousing episode of the show. We start this weeks show off in tribute to Curtis' mother Linda K. Swinford, whom unfortunately lost her life on April 30th, RIP Mom. After that we reminisce about the 70's and 80's which somehow leads us into talking about Prohibition, and we just keep A rolling on, topics include: Jungle Cats (mountain lions and tigers to be specific), The Brothers Grimm (Curtis (sorta) reads the synopsis of A lesser known tale "The Goose Girl") and we talk about the Vajankle (A foot shaped pussy, need I say more?). Oh and Joe finally show's Marty and Curtis what he looked like with hair (Spoiler Alert: he looked SEXY AF, obviously, but he always does). All that and a oh so much more on this weeks Season 6, Episode 11, edition of theDAMNcast!

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Maximum Tayne

Hello and welcome to season 6, episode 10, topics include: Curtis gives TMI (about hair pulling during coitus), Joe has a unique fetish (he fucks birds... no not really) and Marty talks shit about Woman's sports (he likes Woman's Tennis though, well... we all do)… and that is just in the first 10 minutes. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

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Star Boyz

Hello everybody, we're back! After over a month off, we are back with another 2 hour show for your asses. This weeks topics include: After over 100 years of theoretical Black Holes, we finally have a picture of one (Marty is not impressed), Beautiful Mullets (Andre Agassi wore a wig and Curtis is devastated) and we dissect the lyrics to the Rupert Holmes classic "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" (Curtis gives a passionate reading of the lyrics). Oh, and Joe is afraid of the Ocean (he doesn't understand the power and beauty, or just doesn't care), and Marty wants both Joe and Curtis to get a motorcycle (fat fucking chance). All that and so much more on this weeks "comeback" episode of theDAMNcast.

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The Persian Version

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: The Momo Challenge (an internet urban legend), are Neil Diamond, Mike Diamond and Dustin Diamond related (they're not) and we watch a very erotic piece of cinema (A man fucking a woman's pee hole... no really). Also, our friend Zeljko sits in with us, and abuses the only female theDAMNcaster left on the show (that slutty Bezos whore, Alexa). Needless to say, we're all rock hard for pretty much the entire show. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 8, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

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