Dick Hands

Hello and welcome to season 5, episode 27. Topics include: Golf (Tiger vs Phil is stupid and boring), Metal music (Black, Speed and Stoner) and working out (getting jacked like Mac). Also, R. Kelly has some 19 year old friends. All that and so much more bullshit, on this weeks episode 27 of season 5 of theDAMNcast!

This weeks episode features the track "Realer By The Second" (Lee Harvey Oswald remix) by threepeeoh https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion/realer-by-the-second-lee-harvey-oswald-remix.

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The Moby

Hello and welcome to the longest episode of the season! Topics include: Trump doesn't know how voting (or buying groceries) works, Marty intoduces Curtis and Joe to "Fortnight" (a new and fantastic waste of time) and Curtis shows Marty and Joe the largest dildo in the world, "The Moby" (via the interwebs... it's even bigger than the "Bad Dragon"... look it up). All that, and just a little bit of John Tesh, on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Episode 26 features the track “Eagle Force (instrumental)” by threepeeoh featuring Kool Keith, off of the DJ Lord album “Afterburn”. Make sure and check out all things threepeeoh here https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

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Feauregard

Hello and welcome to Season 5's shortest episode, so far. Topics include: Hover Boards (the sweet ones from Back To The Future 2, not the lame ass ones that were popular a few years ago), the Midterm Election (more Trump talk) and Rage (Curtis' internal rage specifically). In the 2nd segment, we talk mostly Sports, so if you're not into that just stop listening around the 53:25 mark. All that and SO MUCH MORE on this extra short episode (stupid Steelers game was on) of theDAMNcast!

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YOLO Fro Yo

Hello and welcome to season 5, episode 24. Topics include: Voting(go vote), Trump (he fucking sucks), Batman (he’s fucking sweet), Cigarettes (Joe’s mom smoked True, Curtis’ mom smoked Vantage, back in the day), Fro Yo (we sample some amazing fro yo) and Sports (Not necessarily in that order, and not EVERYTHING we cover (not even close, we are way all over the place… as usual)! Also, we learn that if you enjoy having sex for fun, and not just to “spread your seed”, you can thank Jewish people (Thanks Jews!). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

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Biff & Boffs Adventures In Jewish Mysticism

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 23. Topics include: journalist Jamal Khashoggi was "accidentally” murdered and cut into pieces at the Saudi Arabian consulate in Turkey (or maybe it was rouge killers?), Cannabis is now legal in Canada (as it fucking should be everywhere) and we spend almost the entire second segment talking about Post Malone and the Dybbuk box (a wine cabinet haunted by an evil Jewish spirit). All that and so much more on our official Halloween show (I guess?) of Season five, of theDAMNcast.

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Bing For Business, Google For Pleasure

Hello and welcome to yet another exciting episode of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Are the Cleveland Indians cursed by the Chief Wahoo logo (All Cleveland teams are cursed by residing in Cleveland), We yell at Amazons Alexa (that bitch kept interrupting the show) and Curtis tells a story about (thinking he was) almost getting mugged in Pittsburgh (He was just paranoid). We also play "Stuck Milf Porn" (yes really), and Curtis talks about his lack of masturbation motivation (2 whole months without doing it, because... meh). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 22, of Season 5, of theDAMNcast.

This week's show features the song "Mop Hog" by Birthday Noose. Check all things Birthday Noose out, including their latest album "Noosifer", by clicking or copying this link: https://birthdaynoose.bandcamp.com/

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I Like Beer

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 21. Topics include: Trump and more on the Brett Kavanaugh Senate hearing (most fucked up thing on CSpan, maybe ever) Sports (mostly Browns shit), and we reminisce about just how fucking funny the Jerky Boys (and phony phone calls in general) really are/were. All that and so much more (including an old Halloween themed Ed Spano bit from 3 years ago) on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

This weeks show also features the track "Drama Queen" by Threepeeoh. To check out all things Threepeeoh, which you should absolutely fucking do, click this link https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

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AXL BAG

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 20. Topics include: Sex Robot Brothels are here (in Texas of course), A Vice Principal in Tennessee says that Women "pretty much ruin everything" during a morning announcement ("ask Adam, look at Eve") and the Brett Kavanaugh Senate hearing is an insane new low for the good old US of A (Joe and Curtis think Christine Blasey Ford is being truthful, while Marty's gut feeling is that she's lying. Yes, really) All that and so much more (we talka tha Sports... Baker Mayfield mostly) on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

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Scatboxing

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 19. Topics include: Sinbad (the actor, not the sailor), Kylie Jenner (it only took this bitch 21 years to try cereal with fucking milk) and apparently Bert and Ernie are gay (is this information really necessary?). We also talk a little sports, and make our Browns and Steelers predictions, for games that have already been played by the time this comes out (except the Steelers game, which is on Monday night and this show goes out Sunday night, but who really gives a fuck about them anyway? PS... Joe does... sort of... I think). Anyway… all that, and so much more bullshit, on this weeks episode 19 of season 5, of theDAMNcast! As always, remember to enjoy!

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Depardieu/Depardon't

Hello and welcome to season 5, episode 18. Topics include: Serena Williams calls the ref at the US Open a "thief", and gets penalized (men have said much worse and not received such a punishment. Is there a double standard?), we learn about the longest movie ever made (it's called "Ambience", and when it's finished it will be 30 days long, and after it's over the world will explode) and Marty's son want's to be a Steelers fan (Joe absolutely loves this, BTW).

All songs featured on episode 18 ("bruce lee" and "dabney coleman") are courtesy of threepeeoh! Check him out on Soundcloud @ https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

All that and so much more on this weeks episode 18, of Season 5, of theDAMNcast! As always remember to enjoy.

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Just Yammering

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode of theDAMNcast. We're back from a week off (our first in 6 weeks), and although we start off a little slow, we quickly regain our momentum. This weeks topics include: Joe thinks Chemtrails are real, Marty doesn't think Curtis could ever give Trump credit for anything (he's fucking right) and Curtis tells a quick story about his brief time on Tinder. All that, and more Pat Boone, on this weeks episode 16 of season 5, of theDAMNcast!

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Sad Attack!

Hello and welcome to this especially gross episode of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Catholic Priests at a Church in Pittsburgh molested over 1000 children (BIG fucking surprise), all 3 of theDAMNcasters hate Tupac and Kaitlin Jenner's new Transgender girlfriend (Sophia Hutchins) is hot AF! Also, we are now back on Twitter @theDAMNcast! All that and so much more on this weeks episode 15, of season 5, of theDAMNcast!

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Tne Perfect Combination Of Coffee & Cream

Welcome to episode 13, this weeks topics include: Ohio State Football coach Urban Meyer will probably be fired (at least that's what everyone thought on Wednesday, when we recorded this episode), Schizophrenic Musicians and we translate a few phrases into French (we're totally multilingual now). Also, we listen to Al Jolson and Pat Boone misappropriate black culture (Al's was a lot more racist though). All that and so much more on this week's episode of theDAMNcast!

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Dope Path Carnie

Well, we're back from another week off to bring you a... show. This weeks topics include: Lebron James leaves Cleveland, again, Wearing mirrored sunglasses is great for looking at titties in public and we create a new drink fit for every Canal Fultonite to enjoy. Also, the carnival is in town, so the odds of getting stabbed by a rogue Carnie just went up. All that and so much more on this week's brand new episode of theDAMNcast!

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Cats Paws Grow Back (Jumbo)

We're back, after another week off. This time, so Marty and Curtis could go to Rhode Island for a wedding, and so Curtis could go hog wild and eat everything in sight. This weeks topics include: Trump announces the Space Force (the 6th branch of the military), Childish Gambino might have ripped off the song "This Is America", and Curtis gained 12 pounds in 3 days (all bloat weight). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 9 of season 5 of theDAMNcast. Enjoy!!!

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