Ep 166: The Zookini

Hello and welcome to Mondays episode 166, topics include: Snoop Dogg shoots Trump (in a video), Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Jr thinks Heroin is just SLIGHTLY worse than Cannabis and SOMEONE trained a Raccoon to love BOOBS (who doesn't LOVE BOOBS?). In the second segment we talk to Standup Comedian Tom Simmons (interview starts at the 42:20 mark). Tom's currently on the American Heretics Comedy Tour with Stewart Huff and Jay Whitecotton. We talk to Tom about many things including... Trump (duh), how Tom is just now getting truly comfortable on stage, and why he always says YES (even to lame ass podcasts). Tom is a seriously funny motherfucker so everyone should definitely check him out on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/TomSimmonsComedy, Twitter @TSimmonsComedy and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/tsimmonscomedy/. We wrap it all up in the 3rd segment with Penis Botox (it makes you bigger when flaccid, keeps you harder, longer... and gives you a boner even when your body fails you) and Soft-core Porn (who the fuck watches this shit anyway?). All that and more on this weeks Monday episode 166 of theDAMNcast! BIG THANKS to C-Doc for the music on episode 166 including the songs "Thorn Run Road" and "200% Free", both from the White LP.

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Ep 165: Taking Meat Mountain (By Gluttony)

Welcome to episode 165 of theDAMNcast! This weeks topics include: some company ripped off our idea of camel toe underwear, there's a new dating app that matches people based on their lifestyle and the Amish are pissed off at Trump. In the second segment we talk (again) to Cleveland Artist Andy Dreamingwolf (interview starts at the 38 minute mark). Andy paints these fucking completely realistic pictures of old nostalgic items. We talk to him about his process, and we spend a decent amount of time discussing Hobos, among other things. Andy has a show coming up on March 17th at 78th Street Studios in Cleveland, Ohio. In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with Marty bitching about his wife, Curtis conquered Arby's MEAT MOUNTAIN, and this week's Amazon Pick of the Week is Liquid Ass ($9.68). All that and more on this weeks Monday episode 165 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 164.5: Two Thirds DAMNcast

This is the debut of the Curtis and Acacia mid week theDAMNcast! We're not totally sure what exactly to call this incarnation of the show, but we'll figure it out eventually. This week we start off our very first show without Marty, talking about... Marty! Others topics include the new GOP Healthcare plan, Wikileaks leaked CIA documents and Curtis bitches about how the new Nintendo Switch is just a $360 Zelda machine. All that and a little bit more on this debut Thursday theDAMNcast!

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Ep 164: Mostly Soy

Hello and welcome to episode 164, sponsored by ABSOLUTELY NOBODY! This weeks topics include: straight women have the fewest orgasms (DUH), Subway's chicken is only 50% actual chicken (another duh) and who'd a thought getting your 18 month old baby a root canal would result in their untimely death? In the second segment (which starts around 50:45) we interview Andrea Howell, the owner of Tidal Cool Boutique in Cleveland, Ohio. Andrea isn't just a Fashion designer, she's a Vegan Fashion Adventurer! I mean, this woman spent 7 days, by her self, kayaking in the fucking EVERGLADES, and I'm sure she looked fabulous doing it! Definitely check her stuff out online at https://www.etsy.com/shop/tidalcool. In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with a revelation from Marty about his fear of holes, or Trypophobia. All that and more (Trump Bullshit) on this weeks EXTRA LONG episode of theDAMNcast! Oh, we end this weeks show with the last Mad Anthony song, "It Never Ends", from their 52 songs in 52 weeks album "Mad Anthology" all songs are available at www.madanthology.com. Nice work fellas!

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Ep 163: More Cancer!

It's kinda late, and I'm drunk so I'll be brief. This week is more of the usual, except THIS WEEK we talk to Mallory Haas, a FUCKING BAD ASS Archeologist who specializes in Shipwrecks (interview starts around the 37:55 mark). Marty is back after a week off in the Bahamas, and Mark is in studio for segments 2 and 3. I SHOULD write more, but you SHOULD probably just listen... Enjoy!

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Ep 162: All Up In Your Guts

Welcome to theDAMNcast's first ever Twosome! Last week while Marty was on vacation in the Bahama's, Curtis and Acacia decided to record an episode of theDAMNcast without him, for the very first time! They were both a little nervous, considering Marty is known as "The Mouth" of the show, but they do a fan-FUCKING-tastic job, and for once can get out an entire sentence! Episode 162 topics include: Last Thursdays INSANE press conference by President Donald, Dogs take rejection hard just like humans and what's up with all those Purple Trash Pigeon "stickers" on Facebook? No guest this week, so we end up just answering some listener questions. We also call Ohio Senator Rob Portman to bitch about the new head of the EPA Scott Pruitt, and we do a pathetically feeble job where we're pretty sure Acacia threatens him! All that and so much more on this week's Marty FREE episode of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 161: Peuillotine

Welcome to Episode 161, the "Valentines Day" episode, which is really just us talking about masturbation. In segment 2 we talk to Cleveland artist and Wilma Smith Super-fan, Dana Depew (interview starts at 56:55). Dana makes all sorts of cool ass shit, including a an amazing amount of Birdhouses and really fucking cool signs that adorn multiple Cleveland Businesses. In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with our picks for best Romantic movies, and the Amazon Pick of the Week (Dirty Dancing 3oth Anniversary DVD). All that and more on this weeks episode 161 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 160: Twenty Five Billion Dollar Glory Hole

Episode 160 topics include: We're getting sick of talking about President Trump, the YEAR 1984 and Marty tells a story about a former guest of the show that is having sex dreams about him. In the second segment we talk to Actor/Filmmaker, Misha Tot. As well as acting and film making, Misha loves (and gets paid by certain clubs) to party (interview starts around the 49:40 mark). In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up by reminiscing about when we were young and liked to party. All that and more on this weeks episode 160 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 159: 75% Gay

This week we have co host of the Lousy Weather Media podcast, Bob Comparda and girlfriend Jing, sitting in studio. I can sum up Episode 159 in two words, Trump and Gay. If you are at all intrigued, then please enjoy. Seriously BIG thanks to Bob and Jing for making the trek out to theDAMNstudio and shooting the shit with us. Check out everything Lousy Weather Media at lousyweathermedia.com! Playing us out this week we have the song "Can't Control Me" by Mad Anthony featuring Zebediah Williams. As always, remember to enjoy!

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Ep 158: theDAMNnight Shyamalan Presents - Embrace The Pussy

Hello and welcome to an action packed episode 158! 1st segment topics include: Apparently humans are only capable of having 150 friends (seems way too fucking high), there's a new SUPER BUG that's going to KILL US ALL, Tree's are way more ALIVE than we thought and women everywhere are marching for EQUALITY (and to basically say FUCK TRUMP!!!). In the second segment we talk to the host of the Sage Of Quay Radio Hour, Mike Williams. This is the 2nd time we've had Mike on, and he is one interesting dude. The 1st time we had him on we talked mostly about Past Life Regression, and touched on some "Conspiracy Theory" type shit. This time we dive in head first (interview starts at the 36:12 mark). We wrap it all up 3rd segment, sans Marty, with the Amazon Pick of the Week (Cthulhu Ski Mask) and a fucking dope track "Jack Move" by C-Doc, off of the White LP.

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Ep 157: This Thing Of Ours

Hello and welcome to episode 157. Segment 1 topics include: A 5 year old girl from our hometown was murdered by her mother, Donald Trump allegedly paid 2 hookers to piss on a bed the Obama's once slept in when they visited Russia and apparently there are way too many stories on the internet of people fucking bulldogs in Florida. In segment two we have 2 very special guests sitting in studio, former "Mafia" Enforcer and current Rabbi, Brian Duvall Gambino along with Warehouse on the Canal's owner and Brian's business manager Ken Roberts (interview starts near the 40 minute mark). Brian and Ken are here to talk about their organization "Spirits of God" which is trying to bring more people to Christianity through investigating Ghosts and the Spirit realm, or something like that. But considering Brian is a former mobster with DEEP ties to the Gambino crime family, we spend most of the time discussing ALL THAT. But honestly, we barely scratched the surface so I'm sure we'll have them back on in the near future. We wrap it all up in segment 3 with this week's Amazon Pick of the Week (an American Flag doormat) and an exclusive track from C-Doc called "Gary Coleman", from his White LP. All that and more on the longest episode we've ever released of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 156: The Cetera Affect

Welcome to episode 156 of theDAMNcast! The FIRST episode actually recorded in 2017! This weeks 1st segment topics include: Curtis was (barely) on the television show Hoarders for his Mother, according to "The New Generation of God Church" Thom Yorke is the Anti-Christ, and get out your Prozac and tissues because Blue Monday (the saddest day of the year) is next Monday. In the 2nd segment (which starts at the 42:33 mark) we talk to Dan Neforos, President of the Cleveland West Art League (CWAL). Dan's a super sweet dude that would even let Curtis into CWAL, despite Curtis' claim that he would destroy any and all art in his path... but isn't the destruction of art, art in itself? Anyway, we talk to Dan about all sorts of interesting stuff involving art and what not, including why doesn't Cleveland seem to bring the same caliber of musical acts that it did when we were teenagers? We wrap it all up in the 3rd segment with Curtis and Marty's story about how their love for Peter Cetera has made their love for each other grow even stronger. All that and more on this week's episode 156 of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!!!

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Ep 155: Happy Bleeping New Year

Happy New Year, we're back! Our first show of 2017 is a pretty laid back episode, just like the last few during the Holidays. No guest this week, but we do have our old friend "Luke" in studio. Now the reason this episode is called "Happy Bleeping New Year" is because "Luke" isn't really "Lukes" name, and we fuck up numerous times and call him by his actual Christian given name, so we apologize for all the bleeping. Episode 155 topics include: A story of a man who involuntary has 100 orgasms a day, Kim Jong Un makes the North Korean people celebrate his Grandma instead of Christ on Christmas and Curtis is basically a BIG piece of shit. All that and so much more on this week's episode 155 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 154: The Egg Test

Hello, and welcome to episode 154 of theDAMNcast... Some topics include: Scrotox, A woman in England is getting ridiculed for buying her kids almost 100 presents a piece and Marty's daughter thinks Donald Trump killed her Grammy's Pop Pop. No guest his week, but our good friends, and soon to be LA natives, Freddy and Anna are sitting in studio. All that and more on this weeks 2nd guest-less episode in a row of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 153: Samsung South Korean

Episode 153 is pretty laid back. No guest this week, but we do have our good friend and theme song rapper, Joe Howze, in studio. This week's topics include: Homemade pocket pussies, AI Christmas music and Tom Ford thinks all men should be penetrated, and whatta ya know... Acacia agrees. All that and more on this weeks very laid back (you already said laid back, dummy... Jees!) episode of theDAMNCast... Enjoy!

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Ep 152: European Uppercut

We're back from a little Thanksgiving break that we actually didn't take, except for Marty, but don't worry Marty is here this week along with Sean Ast from Lousy Weather Media! Segment 1 topics include Cards Against Humanity get crowd funded to dig a gigantic hole, an elderly Akron Ohio veteran sets himself on fire after Trump wins the election and what exactly is a "sour toe cocktail"? In the 2nd segment we focus on Sean and delve deeper into Lousy Weather Media, www.lousyweathermedia.com, and their brand of podcasts. They currently have 5 fantastic shows for you to enjoy whenever your heart desires (new "Main Show" every Wednesday). After that, we wrap it all up as we normally do, with what's going on in Canton during the Holiday season and the Amazon Pick of the Week (the gift of nothing). All this and oh so much more on this weeks all new episode 152 of theDAMNcast... Make sure to enjoy! Oh, playing us out this week is another Mad Anthony song "Wookie Slows It Down" which is now a fucking awesome animated video by Flaming Medusa available at www.madanthology.com!

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Leftovers with Luke

This is a special "leftovers"  edition of theDAMNcast sans Marty and with our good friend Luke sitting in. We weren't supposed to put out a show this week, but things change. This special "leftovers" episode deals mostly with Acacia's recent fascination with the haunted Warehouse on the Canal and her wanting to communicate with the Spirit's inside. Curtis tries to change the subject to Black Friday, but Acacia's not having it, but we do manage to talk just a little about Trump (Oh Boy!). All that and even though Marty isn't on this special episode we still manage to get all up in his business... Enjoy!

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