Ep 188: Karaoke Eclipse Offering

Hello and welcome to episode 188, 1st segment topics include: The first total Eclipse of the Sun, for the US in 99 years, is happening today so we attempt to sing an A Capella karaoke rendition of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" to appease the Eclipse Gods (starts at 9:56 ends around 11:55, just in case you want to fast forward through our AMAZING performance), Donald Trump doesn't really condemn White Supremacy in Charlottesville and Marty tells a story of how NOT to transport a propane grill. In the 2nd segment we talk to Gina DeSantis, an artist who throws fucking amazing pottery and is a BIG Patrick Swayze fan (duh). Definitely check everything Gina DeSantis out at www.ginadesantisceramics.com (interview starts at the 51:52 mark). In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with another glorious A Capella karaoke performance, this time of the Smash Mouth "classic" "Walkin' On The Sun" (if you're smart you'll skip this one too from 01:58:23 - 01:59:39). All that and so much more on this weeks Monday Eclipse Special Edition of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 01: U-Turn Into Madness

Well guys it's just you and Me (Acacia) for a half hour. This felt very intimate, but there's a few funny stories in here. So hang in there.

I grew up in a fairy unique circumstance. I was the youngest of 3 girls. My middle sister Tonya was diagnosed with Autism in the late 70's, awhile after being burned in a house fire when she was 3 years old. I've seen people at their best and worst. It makes you appreciate kindness when you see it because it is not as common as we'd all like to think. Everyone can muster a smile and nice word for cute child, but it takes heart to smile as someone who frightens you.

This is such a small introduction to the storms that my family and Ihave weathered. I don't share this for sympathy but to add to the "collective" of understanding. I am more thankful for the lessons learned and character built than the scars beneath surface. I was more a witness than anything. nevertheless, it's apart of who I am. Some of us are changed by the gradual winds over years, drown by the flash floods, left to die alone in the desert, and others burned alive. Survival is survival under any element. If you're breathing you're surviving. There are beautiful moments within the pain and struggle, but you'll have to open your eyes to see them. 

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Ep 186: Fuck Flossing (A Parallel Hitchverse)

Hello and welcome to this weeks Monday edition. We start off the show reading and discussing the DAMN Sarahah anonymous comments challenge. We asked our listeners to submit anonymous reviews ,via the app Sarahah, and we agreed to submit a review too. Then we each tried to guess which review we thought were ours (if that makes any sense?). Let's just say that it didn't go as smoothly as it could have. In the 2nd segment we talk to comedian Tom Simmons on the phone (interview starts at the 43:32 mark). Tom has been on the show before and is part of the American Heretics Comedy Tour, as well as a very blunt Little League Baseball coach. We have an absolute blast talking to Tom, definitely check all things Tom Simmons out at tomsimmonscomedy.com. Unfortunately Marty had to leave for 3rd segment, but Acacia and Curtis wrap it up with a conversation about Fucking Flossing! All that and so much more on this weeks Monday edition of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 185: Thursday Edition

Hello and welcome to another Thursday Edition of theDAMNcast. This version of the show used to be called "2nd Show", but as you'll hear, WE decided (Acacia) to drop the name "2nd Show" and just refer to this version as the "Thursday Edition", and by the end of the show Curtis agrees (it takes him a little while to warm up to new ideas, he's a titch slow sometimes, just one of his endearing qualities). Anyway, this episode is chalked full of topics including Trumps "Fire and Fury" fuels tension with North Korea, Designer Babies are soon to be a reality and after a Woman was shot in the Vagina while being Fucked by a Gun, we wonder if "Gun Rape" is an actual sexual fetish so we consult an expert (Porn Hub) to find out. All that and so much more on a very topic heavy Thursday Edition of theDAMNcast!

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Acacia Consults Oracle Z

So, I guess Acacia's experimenting with the "one on one" aspect of Podcasting. Zeljko (Lou) McMullen, an old friend, takes the time to share his Oracle Tarot powers to talk through some new avenues and obstacles Acacia has been facing. He gives a lovely explanation of the Tarot and is available for some readings, if you're interested. They talk a bit about the ego and how weird it would be to be "enlightened".  Getting into some weird shit now!?! Hope you enjoy!

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Ep 184: We Were Shitty Kids

Hello and welcome to episode 184. This week we welcome our friend Adam and his friends Paul and Alaina to sit in for first segment. Topics include: What it's like to be from Camaroon (Paul is from Camaroon), Adam got propositioned by his high school Spanish teacher and "what's the worst thing you've done to a complete stranger?". In the 2nd segment we talk to Aerialist and Acrobat Ollie Lulu aka Ziska (Diane Ziska). She's a Cleveland based artist and a fucking amazing young talent! In the 3rd segment we wrap it up with a story about Marty kayaking and a drunken discussion on Single Payer Healthcare. All that and so much more on this overly personal episode of theDAMNcast!

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Welcome To Markacia: Pilot Episode

Mark and Acacia recorded their pilot episode of "Welcome to Markacia." That's the "working" title currently and it works. The premise is sharing stories, feelings, and philosophies on life, emotion and beyond. This episode Mark shares stories where he was the White Knight of Pizza Delivery, righting the world one pizza at a time. Then they talk about weird mental disorders. Once they hit Jerusalem Syndrome, Acacia goes down the road of no return talking about "what if the passion of the Christ had less to do with crucifixion and more to do with orgasms?". When people in texts describe God's presence they say it feels like, Joy, Ecstasy, wholeness, unconditional love. It sounds an awful lot like a good time;) So here it is, another show... I know, right? We need to get over ourselves. But it is just too much fun! Deal with it!

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2nd Show 14: Old Faithful

Hello and welcome to 2nd Show 14. This week we are joined in studio by former guest Byron and his "significant other" Courtney. Byron makes fucking amazing Vintage Tube Amplifiers and is just an all around amazing guy (seriously, he only sleeps 3 hours a night and thinks bacon smells worse than shit). Topics include: Trump Fires Scaramucci, Acacia rides A Rubber Bull/Rhino and we ask the question "what part of Mother Nature would you Fuck?". All that and so much more on this weeks 2nd Show 14 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 183: Amateur Hour & A Half

Hello and welcome to episode 183, 1st segment topics include: Scaramucci talks shit about Bannon and Preibus to the New Yorker, we conclude that Lebron James probably has a decent size penis but it looks small on him and Acacia introduces everyone to Necropants. No guest this week, but Mark is sitting in studio. We wrap it all up with some reminiscing about our Raver days (again) and Trump now wants to ban Transgenders from serving in the Military. All that, and some light bullying from Mark, on this week's Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

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2nd Show 13: Because Penis

Hello and welcome to 2nd Show 13, first segment topics include: Trump turns the BSA Jamboree into a Hitler Youth rally, Texas wants to bring paddling back to schools and Obdulia Sanchez crashed her car while Live Streaming and continued to Live Stream while her 14 year old sister died. After the break, Curtis and Acacia argue for about 10 minutes because Acacia's going to see former multi time guests and a Fucking Rad Rock Band, Mad Anthony, play at Buzzbin with Marty and a bunch of other people and Curtis is simply a little bit jellous. After that we talk about A toddler who was able to have his brain damage reversed, the Angel Particle and Acacia tells the story of "why Catholics eat fish on Friday". All that and so much more on this weeks 2nd Show.

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Ep 182: Numb/Swirl/Spoonman

Hello and welcome to episode 182. 1st segment topics include: the lead singer of Linkin Park hangs himself, John McCain has brain cancer and Acacia has the crazy idea that instead of tithing 10% to a church, people should donate 10% of their money or time to charity. In the 2nd segment we talk to the CEO of HWIC Filmworks, Johnny Swirl (interview starts around the 41:40 mark). HWIC Filmworks produces some of the greatest content on the internet, definitely check them out at HWICFilm.com and SwirlNetwork.tv on YouTube. In the 3rd segment we wrap it up with an in depth dissection of the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden. All that and so much more on this episode of theDAMNcast!

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2nd Show 12: Missed The Void

Hello and welcome to 2nd Show 12. We took a Mental Health week last week, and are back this week to continue Screaming into the Void. Topics include: A Trillion Ton Iceberg split off of Antarctica, R. Kelly is being accused of running a Sex Cult and Curtis' dumb ass doesn't know that all Primates have Opposable Thumbs (as well as Opossum, Koala's and some fucking Frog). All that and so much more on this weeks return of 2/3 of theDAMNcast. Enjoy!!!

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Arch Frank 02: American Pygmy Jesus

Hello and welcome to the 2nd edition of our Archival Frankenstein series. We took a well deserved "mental health" week so here's some old bullshit for y'all. This installment consists of the 1st segment of episode 60 (American Are Stupid), the 2nd segment of episode 67 (Pygmy Triceratops) featuring Buzzbin Mike and the entirety of episode 72 (Tight Jesus Twerk). We'll see you next week for a brand new show, but until then please enjoy this filler episode!

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Ep 181: Tracheotomy Dick

Hello and welcome to episode 181. This week we welcome our good friends, Chris and Caroline (in studio) to help us reminisce about days past. Topics include: Robbing a bank isn't as easy as the movies make you think it is, Lousy Weather Media's Sean Ast writes Curtis a theme song for a review and Marty shows us a jerk-off video that we can never un-see. This episode was a fucking blast to record, so I really hope you enjoy!

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2nd Show 11: Shark Drunk

Hello and welcome to 2nd Show 11. This week we have Mark, and his lady friend Sarah, sitting in for 1st segment, topics include: Woody Guthrie was a true American, A song from the internet inspires Acacia to rant about Edgar Cayce for 10 minutes and Mark & Sarah recently discovered an Illuminati park. Unfortunately, Mark and Sarah had to leave before 2nd segment (to go eat food) so Acacia and Curtis wrap it up with talk about Whale Piss, Sea Wolves and getting Shark Drunk. It's sort of a Nautical themed ending. All that and so much more on this weeks 2nd show of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 180: The Human 911

Hello and welcome to episode 180. This week, Marty is on vacation so our good buds Mark and Joe are sitting in. Segment 1 topics include: Trump Tweets the 4th wall, Amazon buys Whole Foods (they will soon own everything) and maybe Neo-Nazis just need to hang out in more diverse circles? In the 2nd segment we talk to Cincinnati based stand-up comedian and co-host of the Kentucky Hot Brown Boys Podcast, Bruce Leonard (interview starts at the 36:38 mark). Bruce is very active on Facebook at Resisting President Drumpf and he's more than happy to discuss it with anyone who agrees or disagrees. Just google "Trumpalo" or "Fuck Trump" and images of Bruce will invade your computer monitor/phone screen. Definitely check out his Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/bruce.leonard.16, and his podcast's Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/KYHOTBROWNBOYS/?pnref=lhc for all things Bruce and KYHBB. We wrap it all up in the 3rd segment without Joe. He unfortunately had to leave, which is a real bummer because Acacia was very interested to get his opinion on Skull Cults, unfortunately she had to settle for Curtis and Marks. All that and so much more on this weeks Marty-less Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

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2nd Show 10: The Normal One

Hello and welcome to 2nd Show 10, topics include: Depression... oh and Depression, and we manage to talk a little bit about Depression. We talk about depression so much that we forget to belittle Donald Trump, surly a first for 2nd Show. We don't JUST talk about depression, we also talk about what would happen if you were so depressed that you decided to kill yourself, and you just happen to have a dog (or a cat), that your beloved animal would most likely eat your fucking face off. We also talk a little bit about Space and of course Jesus. All that and more on this very different episode of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 179: Blue Beans

Hello and welcome to episode 179. First segment topics include: A Canadian mother erupts in a hospital demanding a "white doctor" who doesn't have "brown teeth" and "speaks English", the Police tape of Philandro Castille's murder is released and POTUS Trump managed to get poor people to chant "SCREW POOR PEOPLE" during a rally in Iowa. In the 2nd segment, we talk to Tim Carmany, the owner of The Hub Art Factory in Canton, Ohio (interview starts at the 40:50 mark). Tim is busy doing all sorts of art, including creating beautiful murals in and around the Downtown Canton area. Check out all things Tim at http://thehubartfactory.com/. We end the show like only we can, by talking about rape... but don't you worry, we play THE disclaimer. All that and oh so much more on this weeks Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

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