2nd Show 05: Intentionally Obtuse

Hello and welcome to theDAMNcast 2nd Show 05. This week, we welcome "Entertainer" Willis Gordon "in studio" for the first time on 2nd Show. Willis writes, acts, does standup comedy, is a musician and dresses to impress (he ALWAYS wears a suit). He is here to debut his new song "Deltona" off of the upcoming "Stolen Bicycle EP". The two main topics of this episode are Politics and Willis, but we do manage to argue about how good/bad Prince's albums are and Willis asks the question "are there any real Rockstars anymore?". All that and so much more on the absolutely longest 2nd Show ever... Enjoy!

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Ep 174: Dicks Explode

Hello and Welcome to Episode 174. This weeks Monday episode gets a little heated towards the end of first segment (starting at about the 30 minute mark), so BEWARE! Topics include: Male Rompers, Jim Bakker thinks people who hate on trump are the 1st Horseman of the Apocalypse and Curtis, Marty and Acacia yell back and forth for awhile. In the 2nd segment we talk to modern day Renaissance Man, Warren Kroll. Warren makes some fucking fantastic Electronic/Ambient music as Dorosoto and Forrest as well as some of the most subtly weird videos on the Internet (Everybody Loves Gary and Cool Darryl). We wrap it all up with the newly titled "Fork That Shit Right Up There, IUD 3rd segment" where we discuss Mormons sex lives, among other things. All that and so much more on this weeks extra LOUD episode of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 173: Hasselhoff Lung

Hello and welcome to episode 173, topics include: Trump invented the term "Prime the Pump", Some Racist Shithead Trump Supporter named Alex drunkenly Harassed and Exposed himself to a Muslim family on a beach in Connecticut, and they found a Tattooed Fish in the Philippines (actually it was a mollusk who used to be in the Shells Angels). In the 2nd segment we talk to Artist and Sculptor Scott Radke (interview starts at the 39:15 mark). Scott makes Dark and Fantastic characters that range from a Bunch of SadBunny Boys to A Woodland Star Queen to a Pink Porpoise Mer-boy (This is just what I think of when I look at his work, not official titles or anything). Seriously his work is just FUCKING AMAZING and nothing I can type will do it any justice so just go to scottradke.com and check out all of his Amazing Creations! We start out the 3rd segment with a KILLER track from LOWdown, off their new Maxi Single "Watch Your Mouth" available for FREE@blocsonic.com, and we wrap it all up with some PROM TALK (and a bunch of other shit). Enjoy!

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2nd Show 03: 5th Times A Charm

Hello and welcome to this weeks 2nd Show. A show that almost didn't happen. We were having some computer problems which forced us to start over 5 times (we really didn't have to start over the first 2 times, but Curtis persisted). There would be some outtakes of Curtis getting pissed during the 2nd, 3rd and 4th Intro, but his dumb ass deleted them. Anyway, this weeks topics include: Trump fires Comey, the Cancer Map of the US looks an awful lot like the Racist map of the US and Minnesota is having a Measles outbreak. All that and more on this weeks 2nd show that almost wasn't of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 172: Meat Sleep Sex Magic

Hello and welcome to episode 172, topics include: Trumpcare gets through the House, Aboriginals are pissed and Acacia wants to use Sex Magic to take down Donald Trump. In the 2nd segment, we are joined by Byron Fay, and theDAMNcast regular Mark Haymond (interview starts at the 49:15 mark). Byron is a lot of things: he's a cancer survivor, A builder of fucking kick ass tube amplifiers and a man who only sleeps 3 hours a night. We talk to Byron about how he got into building hi end amps, how Obamacare has literally saved his life and what it's like to have never eaten a piece of meat in your entire life. All that and so much bossiness coming from Acacia on this weeks Monday episode 172 of theDAMNcast! 

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Ep 171: Bungina

Welcome to episode 171, topics include: Trumps Illegal Alien hotline gets Trolled, United Airlines kills a Giant Bunny and Blow Job Robots are finally here! In the 2nd segment, Sean and $lim from Lousy Weather Media, stop by to chat about all sorts of interesting things (they really stopped by to borrow a Firewire cable). Definitely check out all 8 of their fantastic podcasts at https://audioboom.com/channel/lousy-weather-media. All that and so much more on this weeks Monday episode 171 of theDAMNcast!

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2nd Show 01: Busting Boobs

Hello and welcome to the now officially titled 2nd Show of theDAMNcast! We're scrapping the half numbered labeling concept for a more identity laden approach. Maybe now that we've figured out exactly what "we" are, Curtis can focus on writing a "real" fucking intro song!?! Anyway, this week's topics include: Acaia's trip to 78th Street Studios (with Mark), Plastic eating caterpillars and Scott Baio is a douche. All that and so much more on this week's first official 2nd Show of theDAMNcast!

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Arch Frank 01: LIVE Porno Breath

Hello and welcome to our very first Archival Frankenstein episode. What exactly is an Archival Frankenstein episode, well I'll tell you. We took a segment from 3 archived episodes (shows not on iTunes anymore), and Frankensteined them together to create an entirely new-ish episode! This 1st Arch Frank episode consists of the 1st segment from episode 39 (LIVE BUMPER MONDAY), the 2nd segment from episode 27 (Porno Warts) featuring an interview with NE Ohio musician Andy Powder (Dustcrushers) and the 3rd segment is from episode 11 (With Wendys On It's Breath). We don't usually take a week off, but when we do, you can expect another Arch Frank episode, because if we don't put something out, Curtis dies a little more inside. Enjoy!

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Ep 170: MOAD GBU-170/D (Mother Of All DAMNcast)

(on actual people), Bunker sales are up and Curtis admits to kissing another man. In the second segment we talk to Author and Poet, Donora Rihn (interview starts at the 1:02:45 mark). Donora has written a book with her husband (The Marriage of Heaven and Hell: An Election Cycle (with Andrew Rihn; Moria Books/Locofo Chaps, 2017) and she's kind of a Jeff Bridges whisperer (she tells us what she thinks Jeff Bridges would say to us). In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with the Amazon Pick of the Week (When the Grid Goes Down Survival Guide $12.06) and Marty reminisces about ANALOG SHITTING. All that and more on this weeks EXPLOSIVE episode 170 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 169.5: Imodium OD

Welcome to Thursdays episode 169.5, topics include: Trump bombs Syria for killing "beautiful babies", United Airlines roughs up a customer (that's putting it mildly) and Heroin addicts are overdosing on Imodium. Oh, and a Youngstown Ohio man, who raped and murdered a 10 year old girl and burned her house down with her grandparents in it, rightfully jumps to his death before his trial gets underway! All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday episode 169.5 of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!

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Ep 169: Self Lobotomized

Hello and welcome to episode 169, friend of the show and voice of theDAMNcast theme song, Joe Howze, is sitting in. Topics include: Putin is a Gay Clown and portraying him that way will get you arrested in Russia, Male Contraceptive Gel is here and Acacia gives us all a lesson in proper Social Media tagging etiquette. In the second segment Reiki Master and Access Bar Healer, Stephanie Baker stops by theDAMNstudio to talk to us about the art of Reiki and more (interview starts at the 46:38 mark). She even gives theDAMNcasters their Aura Totems (one of us is a trash can, can you guess which one?). If you would like to know more about how to take advantage of Stephanie's fantastic services, just click this link http://risingsunholistic.com/stephanie-baker/. We cut the show a little short this week to go have some (homemade) 3 year anniversary ice cream cake, and GODDAMN it was FUCKING GOOD! A BIG THANKS to everyone who has listened and/or contributed to our weird corner on the Interwebs over the past 3 years. We Speak Your Names!

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Ep 168.5: Porpoise Curious

Welcome to Thursday's episode 168.5, topics include: Bill O'Reilly is a fucking scumbag (duh), Toxic gas kills dozens (including many children) in Syria and Do Dolphins menstruate? This is our unofficial 3 year anniversary (which I'm sure we'll talk more about on Mondays show) so thanks to everyone who's listened and/or contributed! It's been one hell of a ride and we wouldn't be here without all you wonderful people. As always remember to enjoy!

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Ep 168: The Great Kazoo Debate

Welcome to theDAMNcast episode 168, first segment topics include: the Male Real Doll is finally here (for all you women who want a stiff dick in the sack that won't make a fuss when you shove your fist up his ass), Televangelist Ernest Angley owes almost $400,000 to former employees for back pay and Mexico City has a subway seat that features the imprint of a flaccid penis. In second segment we talk to Standup Comedian Mike Shustock (interview starts at the 56:08 mark). Mike is the youngest of 10 children, can you guess what religion Mike was raised (it's the one that doesn't "believe" in condoms)? We wrap it all up in the 3rd segment where we discuss the new trailer for the "IT" remake (It Looks Fucking Awesome), and of course the Amazon Pick of the Week (A giant dildo that's attached to a torso for only $169.99). All that and so much more on this week's Monday episode 168 of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!

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Ep 167: Hate Listen

Hello and welcome to Mondays episode 167 of theDAMNcast. Episode 167 topics include: Trump is suing a 17 year old girl, Beauty and the Beast and Tony FUCKING Danza. In the 2nd segment we talk to Documentary Filmmaker Nick Cavalier about the upcoming Cleveland Film Festival (interview starts at the 48:15 mark). It's Nicks 4th time on the show, and we think he deserves some sort of award. In the 3rd segment we basically just have a big argument about topless women in public. All that and more on this Monday episode 167 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 166: The Zookini

Hello and welcome to Mondays episode 166, topics include: Snoop Dogg shoots Trump (in a video), Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Jr thinks Heroin is just SLIGHTLY worse than Cannabis and SOMEONE trained a Raccoon to love BOOBS (who doesn't LOVE BOOBS?). In the second segment we talk to Standup Comedian Tom Simmons (interview starts at the 42:20 mark). Tom's currently on the American Heretics Comedy Tour with Stewart Huff and Jay Whitecotton. We talk to Tom about many things including... Trump (duh), how Tom is just now getting truly comfortable on stage, and why he always says YES (even to lame ass podcasts). Tom is a seriously funny motherfucker so everyone should definitely check him out on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/TomSimmonsComedy, Twitter @TSimmonsComedy and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/tsimmonscomedy/. We wrap it all up in the 3rd segment with Penis Botox (it makes you bigger when flaccid, keeps you harder, longer... and gives you a boner even when your body fails you) and Soft-core Porn (who the fuck watches this shit anyway?). All that and more on this weeks Monday episode 166 of theDAMNcast! BIG THANKS to C-Doc for the music on episode 166 including the songs "Thorn Run Road" and "200% Free", both from the White LP.

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