2nd Show 01: Busting Boobs

Hello and welcome to the now officially titled 2nd Show of theDAMNcast! We're scrapping the half numbered labeling concept for a more identity laden approach. Maybe now that we've figured out exactly what "we" are, Curtis can focus on writing a "real" fucking intro song!?! Anyway, this week's topics include: Acaia's trip to 78th Street Studios (with Mark), Plastic eating caterpillars and Scott Baio is a douche. All that and so much more on this week's first official 2nd Show of theDAMNcast!

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Arch Frank 01: LIVE Porno Breath

Hello and welcome to our very first Archival Frankenstein episode. What exactly is an Archival Frankenstein episode, well I'll tell you. We took a segment from 3 archived episodes (shows not on iTunes anymore), and Frankensteined them together to create an entirely new-ish episode! This 1st Arch Frank episode consists of the 1st segment from episode 39 (LIVE BUMPER MONDAY), the 2nd segment from episode 27 (Porno Warts) featuring an interview with NE Ohio musician Andy Powder (Dustcrushers) and the 3rd segment is from episode 11 (With Wendys On It's Breath). We don't usually take a week off, but when we do, you can expect another Arch Frank episode, because if we don't put something out, Curtis dies a little more inside. Enjoy!

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Ep 170: MOAD GBU-170/D (Mother Of All DAMNcast)

(on actual people), Bunker sales are up and Curtis admits to kissing another man. In the second segment we talk to Author and Poet, Donora Rihn (interview starts at the 1:02:45 mark). Donora has written a book with her husband (The Marriage of Heaven and Hell: An Election Cycle (with Andrew Rihn; Moria Books/Locofo Chaps, 2017) and she's kind of a Jeff Bridges whisperer (she tells us what she thinks Jeff Bridges would say to us). In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with the Amazon Pick of the Week (When the Grid Goes Down Survival Guide $12.06) and Marty reminisces about ANALOG SHITTING. All that and more on this weeks EXPLOSIVE episode 170 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 169.5: Imodium OD

Welcome to Thursdays episode 169.5, topics include: Trump bombs Syria for killing "beautiful babies", United Airlines roughs up a customer (that's putting it mildly) and Heroin addicts are overdosing on Imodium. Oh, and a Youngstown Ohio man, who raped and murdered a 10 year old girl and burned her house down with her grandparents in it, rightfully jumps to his death before his trial gets underway! All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday episode 169.5 of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!

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Ep 169: Self Lobotomized

Hello and welcome to episode 169, friend of the show and voice of theDAMNcast theme song, Joe Howze, is sitting in. Topics include: Putin is a Gay Clown and portraying him that way will get you arrested in Russia, Male Contraceptive Gel is here and Acacia gives us all a lesson in proper Social Media tagging etiquette. In the second segment Reiki Master and Access Bar Healer, Stephanie Baker stops by theDAMNstudio to talk to us about the art of Reiki and more (interview starts at the 46:38 mark). She even gives theDAMNcasters their Aura Totems (one of us is a trash can, can you guess which one?). If you would like to know more about how to take advantage of Stephanie's fantastic services, just click this link http://risingsunholistic.com/stephanie-baker/. We cut the show a little short this week to go have some (homemade) 3 year anniversary ice cream cake, and GODDAMN it was FUCKING GOOD! A BIG THANKS to everyone who has listened and/or contributed to our weird corner on the Interwebs over the past 3 years. We Speak Your Names!

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Ep 168.5: Porpoise Curious

Welcome to Thursday's episode 168.5, topics include: Bill O'Reilly is a fucking scumbag (duh), Toxic gas kills dozens (including many children) in Syria and Do Dolphins menstruate? This is our unofficial 3 year anniversary (which I'm sure we'll talk more about on Mondays show) so thanks to everyone who's listened and/or contributed! It's been one hell of a ride and we wouldn't be here without all you wonderful people. As always remember to enjoy!

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Ep 168: The Great Kazoo Debate

Welcome to theDAMNcast episode 168, first segment topics include: the Male Real Doll is finally here (for all you women who want a stiff dick in the sack that won't make a fuss when you shove your fist up his ass), Televangelist Ernest Angley owes almost $400,000 to former employees for back pay and Mexico City has a subway seat that features the imprint of a flaccid penis. In second segment we talk to Standup Comedian Mike Shustock (interview starts at the 56:08 mark). Mike is the youngest of 10 children, can you guess what religion Mike was raised (it's the one that doesn't "believe" in condoms)? We wrap it all up in the 3rd segment where we discuss the new trailer for the "IT" remake (It Looks Fucking Awesome), and of course the Amazon Pick of the Week (A giant dildo that's attached to a torso for only $169.99). All that and so much more on this week's Monday episode 168 of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!

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Ep 167: Hate Listen

Hello and welcome to Mondays episode 167 of theDAMNcast. Episode 167 topics include: Trump is suing a 17 year old girl, Beauty and the Beast and Tony FUCKING Danza. In the 2nd segment we talk to Documentary Filmmaker Nick Cavalier about the upcoming Cleveland Film Festival (interview starts at the 48:15 mark). It's Nicks 4th time on the show, and we think he deserves some sort of award. In the 3rd segment we basically just have a big argument about topless women in public. All that and more on this Monday episode 167 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 166: The Zookini

Hello and welcome to Mondays episode 166, topics include: Snoop Dogg shoots Trump (in a video), Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Jr thinks Heroin is just SLIGHTLY worse than Cannabis and SOMEONE trained a Raccoon to love BOOBS (who doesn't LOVE BOOBS?). In the second segment we talk to Standup Comedian Tom Simmons (interview starts at the 42:20 mark). Tom's currently on the American Heretics Comedy Tour with Stewart Huff and Jay Whitecotton. We talk to Tom about many things including... Trump (duh), how Tom is just now getting truly comfortable on stage, and why he always says YES (even to lame ass podcasts). Tom is a seriously funny motherfucker so everyone should definitely check him out on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/TomSimmonsComedy, Twitter @TSimmonsComedy and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/tsimmonscomedy/. We wrap it all up in the 3rd segment with Penis Botox (it makes you bigger when flaccid, keeps you harder, longer... and gives you a boner even when your body fails you) and Soft-core Porn (who the fuck watches this shit anyway?). All that and more on this weeks Monday episode 166 of theDAMNcast! BIG THANKS to C-Doc for the music on episode 166 including the songs "Thorn Run Road" and "200% Free", both from the White LP.

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Ep 165: Taking Meat Mountain (By Gluttony)

Welcome to episode 165 of theDAMNcast! This weeks topics include: some company ripped off our idea of camel toe underwear, there's a new dating app that matches people based on their lifestyle and the Amish are pissed off at Trump. In the second segment we talk (again) to Cleveland Artist Andy Dreamingwolf (interview starts at the 38 minute mark). Andy paints these fucking completely realistic pictures of old nostalgic items. We talk to him about his process, and we spend a decent amount of time discussing Hobos, among other things. Andy has a show coming up on March 17th at 78th Street Studios in Cleveland, Ohio. In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with Marty bitching about his wife, Curtis conquered Arby's MEAT MOUNTAIN, and this week's Amazon Pick of the Week is Liquid Ass ($9.68). All that and more on this weeks Monday episode 165 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 164.5: Two Thirds DAMNcast

This is the debut of the Curtis and Acacia mid week theDAMNcast! We're not totally sure what exactly to call this incarnation of the show, but we'll figure it out eventually. This week we start off our very first show without Marty, talking about... Marty! Others topics include the new GOP Healthcare plan, Wikileaks leaked CIA documents and Curtis bitches about how the new Nintendo Switch is just a $360 Zelda machine. All that and a little bit more on this debut Thursday theDAMNcast!

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Ep 164: Mostly Soy

Hello and welcome to episode 164, sponsored by ABSOLUTELY NOBODY! This weeks topics include: straight women have the fewest orgasms (DUH), Subway's chicken is only 50% actual chicken (another duh) and who'd a thought getting your 18 month old baby a root canal would result in their untimely death? In the second segment (which starts around 50:45) we interview Andrea Howell, the owner of Tidal Cool Boutique in Cleveland, Ohio. Andrea isn't just a Fashion designer, she's a Vegan Fashion Adventurer! I mean, this woman spent 7 days, by her self, kayaking in the fucking EVERGLADES, and I'm sure she looked fabulous doing it! Definitely check her stuff out online at https://www.etsy.com/shop/tidalcool. In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with a revelation from Marty about his fear of holes, or Trypophobia. All that and more (Trump Bullshit) on this weeks EXTRA LONG episode of theDAMNcast! Oh, we end this weeks show with the last Mad Anthony song, "It Never Ends", from their 52 songs in 52 weeks album "Mad Anthology" all songs are available at www.madanthology.com. Nice work fellas!

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Ep 163: More Cancer!

It's kinda late, and I'm drunk so I'll be brief. This week is more of the usual, except THIS WEEK we talk to Mallory Haas, a FUCKING BAD ASS Archeologist who specializes in Shipwrecks (interview starts around the 37:55 mark). Marty is back after a week off in the Bahamas, and Mark is in studio for segments 2 and 3. I SHOULD write more, but you SHOULD probably just listen... Enjoy!

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Ep 162: All Up In Your Guts

Welcome to theDAMNcast's first ever Twosome! Last week while Marty was on vacation in the Bahama's, Curtis and Acacia decided to record an episode of theDAMNcast without him, for the very first time! They were both a little nervous, considering Marty is known as "The Mouth" of the show, but they do a fan-FUCKING-tastic job, and for once can get out an entire sentence! Episode 162 topics include: Last Thursdays INSANE press conference by President Donald, Dogs take rejection hard just like humans and what's up with all those Purple Trash Pigeon "stickers" on Facebook? No guest this week, so we end up just answering some listener questions. We also call Ohio Senator Rob Portman to bitch about the new head of the EPA Scott Pruitt, and we do a pathetically feeble job where we're pretty sure Acacia threatens him! All that and so much more on this week's Marty FREE episode of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 161: Peuillotine

Welcome to Episode 161, the "Valentines Day" episode, which is really just us talking about masturbation. In segment 2 we talk to Cleveland artist and Wilma Smith Super-fan, Dana Depew (interview starts at 56:55). Dana makes all sorts of cool ass shit, including a an amazing amount of Birdhouses and really fucking cool signs that adorn multiple Cleveland Businesses. In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with our picks for best Romantic movies, and the Amazon Pick of the Week (Dirty Dancing 3oth Anniversary DVD). All that and more on this weeks episode 161 of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 160: Twenty Five Billion Dollar Glory Hole

Episode 160 topics include: We're getting sick of talking about President Trump, the YEAR 1984 and Marty tells a story about a former guest of the show that is having sex dreams about him. In the second segment we talk to Actor/Filmmaker, Misha Tot. As well as acting and film making, Misha loves (and gets paid by certain clubs) to party (interview starts around the 49:40 mark). In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up by reminiscing about when we were young and liked to party. All that and more on this weeks episode 160 of theDAMNcast!

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