Hello and welcome to Season 5, episode 4 of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Fanta is Nazi soda, Childish Gambino/Donald Glover's video for the song "This Is America", and Sports!!! Don't worry, we talk about a whole lot of other shit too. We are kind of all over the place, but that’s nothing new. Enjoy!

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This weeks episode is sponsored by Sudio Sweden premium headphones. We use, and absolutely love, Sudio's Regent on ear headphones, but they make a variety of different headphones including the Tre's and Neva's. Go to sudiosweden.com and enter the promo code THEDAMNCAST to get 15% off your order.

This week we talk about Porn, Yogurt and Baker Mayfield… in that order. Along with a whole bunch of other shit. Enjoy!

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Gout Foot

Hello, and welcome to this weeks episode! Topics include: Kendrick Lamar wins a Pulitzer Prize, Marty discovers K Pop and Joe has Gout. This weeks show was supposed to be sponsored by Sudio Sweden headphones, but we forgot to cut the promo and Joe kinda disses the fit of the Regent model studio Bluetooth headphones. You can still go to studiosweden.com and put in the promo code THEDAMNCAST to receive 15% off! All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

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We're back! Well, sort of... Curtis and Marty are back as theDAMNcast (Acacia is doing her own thing now as "Acacia and the Void" available on iTunes and at acaciaandthevoid.com), this week with long time friend of the show and voice of theDAMNcast theme song, Mr. Joe Howze! Curtis, Marty and Joe sit down to talk about all sorts of shit (Crossfit, Donald Trumps diet, Hunting) including Sports (sports segment starts at the 44:33 mark, just in case you want to skip it)! We wind down the show by playing 2 songs from popular cartoons and bickering about how to end the show.

It feels great to be back! Thanks to everyone that has, and continues to support us!

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Ep 207: He So Muthafuckin' Hi! (We Be Pajamming)

Hello and welcome to this Mondays episode 207. This week, we have a very special guest in studio. Canton Ohio House music legend, HeSoHi (Douglas) along with his significant other, Cathy. Douglas has been producing and performing Electronic music for over 25 years and is one of the "OG's" of the Canton "Rave" scene. His new album, Conversation, is out now on Bandcamp and iTunes. We talk to Douglas about his roots, his annual "Lovethang Picnic" and a whole bunch of other good shit! All that and so much more on this weeks Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

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Arch Frank 04: Horses Lester Party

Hello and welcome to a very unexpected "Best Of" episode. The Swinfords were just a tad under the weather last week (seriously we were sick as fuck) so we didn't get the chance to record the Monday Halloween show (we really didn't want to infect Marty and we figured you wouldn't want to listen to our sick asses anyway) but don't worry... We managed to stitch together 3 old "Halloween themed" episodes to make the 4th installment of our most appropriately named "Archival Frankenstein" series. This time we took the 2nd segment from episode 14 (Horses Cook: Kirk Cameron saves theDAMNcast), the 2nd segment from last years episode 148 (Lester) where we recorded in The Haunted Warehouse on the Canal, with Ken and Margarita and we finish off with 2015's episode 102 (Haunted Howze Party) featuring George and good friend of the show Joe Howze. We apologize for our disgusting sickness and look forward to podcasting without coughing and wheezing all over the place. We should be right as rain by Thursdays show. Thanks for listening, and as always remember to enjoy!

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Ep 204: Substitute With Prostitutes

Hello and welcome to Episode 204, 1st segment topics include: We all took a 3 question IQ test, It turns out Dyslexia is in the eyes and we learn all about Spite Houses. In the 2nd segment we talk to Dani Pajak, the owner of Disowned Customs Motorcycles in Cleveland, Ohio. Dani can take any motorcycle you can find and turn it into a masterpiece. Seriously, this guys work is fucking amazing! To check out just some of Dani's custom bikes, or if you're interested in having him customize a bike for you go to www.disownedcustoms.com, and make sure to follow him on Instagram @disownedcustoms (interview starts at the 41:32 mark). In the 3rd segment, we wrap it all up with the disturbing new "trend" of Ovipositing (inserting chicken sized eggs made of gelatin into a vagina via an alien looking dildo). All that and so much more on this weeks Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 203: Not Hard To Stack A Short Deck

Hello and welcome to another Thursday show. This week, 2nd segment is kinda sorta dedicated to getting to know more about Curtis. If that sounds terrible to you, I recommend skipping that part (starts around the 32:25 mark). 1st segment topics include: Hypernormalisation, Eliza the Computer Therapist (an early version of AI that regurgitated exactly what you asked it just in the form of a question) and what it's like living in the Internet age of Social Media, Fake News and trying to convince yourself, and everybody else, that everything is just fine. All that and not much more on this weeks "getting to know" Curtis themed episode of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 202: Rainbow Jizz (Testicle Yin Yang)

Hello and welcome to episode 202. This was an odd episode. We recorded on Saturday instead of a Thursday, and our external hard drive decided to not record this weeks guests audio (the 3rd time we've had such a malfunction in the last month or so). So instead of local Toledo, Ohio filmmaker Michael E. Cullen II joining us via telephone, we are guestless this week. Topics include: Harvey Weinstein allegedly loves molesting people, Curtis' brother and sister forced him to watch A Nightmare On Elm Street at 5 years old and Acacia gives us some fun facts about "balls and testicles". All that and so much more on this weeks weirder than usual episode 202 of theDAMNcast! We are super bummed that we had technical difficulties and Michael E. Cullen the 2nd's audio was corrupted and we apologize to him for that. Make sure and check all things Michael E. Cullen out at www.cullenpark.com.

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Ep 200: Enjoy The Cake

This weeks 200th "official" episode is brought to you by Sudio Sweden Premium Earphones. Just go to www.sudiosweden.com and enter promo code THEDAMNCAST to get 15% off!!! We took a week off last week, but we are back this week for another exciting show! This weeks 1st segment topics include: Theoretical Physicists figured out that there's no way we live in a simulation (sorry Elon Musk), Steven Seagal weighs in on kneeling NFL players and after another mass shooting we discuss gun control. In the 2nd segment we talk to poster artist, and recent military man Keith Ten Eyck. Keith makes these fucking amazing alternate movie posters in a very simple and minimal style in the vain of 1950s and 60s Saul Bass. Keith is also a recent graduate of basic training at the ripe old age of 34, so he explains what that's all about. Make sure and check everything Keith Ten Eyck out at www.keithist.com! We wrap it all up with the Sudio Sweden 3rd segment by coming into a new Duckii track (To The Top) off of his latest album (The Maladaptive Daydreamers Association) available here https://duckii.bandcamp.com/, and continue to reminisce about weird shows we watched as kids and the fact that we have done 200 fucking episodes!!! All that and so much more on this weeks very special 200th episode of theDAMNcast!!!

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Arch Frank 03: Leviticus Runkle Pants

Hello and welcome to the 3rd installment of our Archival Frankenstein series, where we take 3 segments from 3 different archived shows and "Frankenstein" them together to create a new-ish episode. This time we took the 1st segment from episode 47 (Leviticus LeSchmiticus), the 2nd segment from our first podcasts (Snack Davers In The Roto Room) episode 15 (Getting Krunkle with Mary Runkle) and the last segment of theDAMNcast episode 5 (Pants Emergency). We haven't taken a week off in a few months, and this seemed like as good a time as any, so please enjoy this old content re-packaged as new content.

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Ep 199: Clap For Chlamydia

This weeks Thursday show topics include: Curtis has a few things he wants to clear up concerning last Mondays episode 198, more people were arrested for weed in 2016 than all violent crimes combined and Acacia skimmed an article about a certain mushroom that gives women orgasms (we're not sure which mushroom, so if you wanna know you're going to have to Bing that shit. It's your firsttheDAMNcast Homework assignment!). All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday episode of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 198: Been Caught Stealing

Hello and welcome to episode 198. This weeks 1st segment topics include: The end of the world happened last Saturday (so I assume everybody reading this did not ascend to Heaven via the Rapture), and then we basically just talk about stealing shit when we were young for the rest of the segment (we told you before that we we're shitty kids).

In the 2nd segment we talk to Artist/Surfer/(former) Lawyer, Steve Simmons (interview starts at the 54:47 mark)! Steve creates 3D and 2D art by using a proprietary mixture of fiberglass and resin. It's very cool and very tactile art. Acacia and Curtis visited Steve a few weeks ago to get a hands on feel for his work. Definitely check out all things Steve Simmons at www.stevenjsimmons.com!

Unfortunately, Curtis' .wav file for segment 3 was corrupted and was not able to be restored, so his mic is not represented in the 3rd segment. You can sort of hear him through the bleed of Marty and Acacias mic, but not really. We're putting it out anyway, because the segment seems to make almost perfect sense without Curtis (go figure). topics include: Bjork's new video, Frisson and Retro-causality. 

All that and a bag of stolen merchandise, on this weeks extra personal Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

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Ep 197: The Centaur & The Virgin

Welcome to this week's Thursday episode, topics include: On September 18, the Moon will pass in front of three planets and one of the brightest stars in our night sky, all in less than 24 hours, marking a special lunar occultation, Astronomers caught a glimpse of a pitch black planet (they named it WASP-12b, but we affectionately re-named it Planet Chuck D), and we wonder how other animals (some fictional and some real) masturbate. All that and a whole lot more on this very sexually aggressive Thursday edition of theDAMNcast.

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Ep 196: Tears Before Bed, Is Better Than Sudafed

This week, we welcome master watch maker and owner of The Exquisite Corpse Boutique, Alex Draven, in studio (interview starts at the 41:02 mark, but he's in studio for the entire show). Alex makes fucking amazing "Steampunk" inspired custom watches, among other rad items. You can follow him on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram @theEXCB to take a look at his creations, and/or visit his website www.theexcb.com to possibly purchase something.

This weeks 1st segment topics include: Acacia thinks that men should keep track of their hormonal mood swings, Marty is feeling extra stressed out lately and we find out that Alex isn't just a master watch maker, but also a master bowman (he was into archery when he was 12). In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with A story about illegal Brazilian Miners and Cryptologists finally figured out some code language written by a nun a long motherfucking time ago.

Episode 196 features 2 tracks ("Pay Day Poets" and "House of Boos") off of LOWdowns fucking fantastic new album "duckyouSUCKER" available for FREE at www.blocsonic.com! A BIG thanks to Alex for coming out to the farm to record this week, his watches and jewelry are seriously amazing, and another BIG thanks to everyone that's been listening and supporting this show for almost 3 1/2 years! As always, remember to enjoy!



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