It's just a few days before the 4th of July, so we decide to take a U.S. Citizen test which is 96 questions. We might get through about... 7 before we abandon ship. George tells a story of living with Crackheads as Doormen, and Crack-checking one of them, to finish off segment 1. In segment 2 we try out the new live streaming app Periscope, which seems to make Marty a little uncomfortable. We also talk about a house in New Jersey that is being watched over by some weirdo who keeps sending creepy letters to the home. Oh, and there's a restaurant in Nigeria that's serving human meat. That and a much more on this weeks Thursday episode 70 of theDAMNcast!