Hello and welcome to Mondays episode 166, topics include: Snoop Dogg shoots Trump (in a video), Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Jr thinks Heroin is just SLIGHTLY worse than Cannabis and SOMEONE trained a Raccoon to love BOOBS (who doesn't LOVE BOOBS?). In the second segment we talk to Standup Comedian Tom Simmons (interview starts at the 42:20 mark). Tom's currently on the American Heretics Comedy Tour with Stewart Huff and Jay Whitecotton. We talk to Tom about many things including... Trump (duh), how Tom is just now getting truly comfortable on stage, and why he always says YES (even to lame ass podcasts). Tom is a seriously funny motherfucker so everyone should definitely check him out on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/TomSimmonsComedy, Twitter @TSimmonsComedy and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/tsimmonscomedy/. We wrap it all up in the 3rd segment with Penis Botox (it makes you bigger when flaccid, keeps you harder, longer... and gives you a boner even when your body fails you) and Soft-core Porn (who the fuck watches this shit anyway?). All that and more on this weeks Monday episode 166 of theDAMNcast! BIG THANKS to C-Doc for the music on episode 166 including the songs "Thorn Run Road" and "200% Free", both from the White LP.