Maximum Tayne

Hello and welcome to season 6, episode 10, topics include: Curtis gives TMI (about hair pulling during coitus), Joe has a unique fetish (he fucks birds... no not really) and Marty talks shit about Woman's sports (he likes Woman's Tennis though, well... we all do)… and that is just in the first 10 minutes. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

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Star Boyz

Hello everybody, we're back! After over a month off, we are back with another 2 hour show for your asses. This weeks topics include: After over 100 years of theoretical Black Holes, we finally have a picture of one (Marty is not impressed), Beautiful Mullets (Andre Agassi wore a wig and Curtis is devastated) and we dissect the lyrics to the Rupert Holmes classic "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" (Curtis gives a passionate reading of the lyrics). Oh, and Joe is afraid of the Ocean (he doesn't understand the power and beauty, or just doesn't care), and Marty wants both Joe and Curtis to get a motorcycle (fat fucking chance). All that and so much more on this weeks "comeback" episode of theDAMNcast.

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The Persian Version

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: The Momo Challenge (an internet urban legend), are Neil Diamond, Mike Diamond and Dustin Diamond related (they're not) and we watch a very erotic piece of cinema (A man fucking a woman's pee hole... no really). Also, our friend Zeljko sits in with us, and abuses the only female theDAMNcaster left on the show (that slutty Bezos whore, Alexa). Needless to say, we're all rock hard for pretty much the entire show. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 8, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

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Duel II

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Bill Murray (what's his best movie?), Steven Spielberg (what's his best movie?) and slimy wet dicks (our dicks don't get hard, they get soft, wet and slimy... because we're feminists). Also, we (sorta) answer the age old question, "who's better, Bryan or Ryan Adams"? All that and so much more bullshit on this weeks episode 7, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

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Squint Your Ears

Hello and welcome to this weeks (incomplete-ish) episode of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Wolves/Dogs helped early humans defeat Neanderthals (they’re Mans best friend, not Thals... duh), The Browns signed former Chiefs RB (running back)/WB (woman beater) Kareem Hunt (No one is surprised) and a brief and convoluted history of Valentines Day (sorta). Oh, and... for some reason Marty's audio from the last 32 minutes or so was corrupted, so you can't hear his mic for the last 32 minutes… well, you can kind of hear him (IT IS Marty, so…) if you squint your fucking ears (if you want, you can end the show at the the 1:27:41 mark). All that and so much more on this weeks "corrupted" episode of theDAMNcast.

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Blue Fyre

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: Fyre Festival Documentaries (Curtis watched them both and they are well worth a viewing... total fucking shit show), the State of the Union (none of us watched it, but those who did are apparently now experts) and Blue People do exist (too much Colloidal Silver). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 5, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

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Joeflex

Hello and welcome to Season 6, episode 2. Topics include: Lady Gaga pulls her duet with R. Kelly from streaming services and now it's back in the top 20 (she has a smart publicist), some women can grow full beards (but their mustaches are weak as shit) and Curtis professes his love for all things Phil Collins (the man is a national treasure (yes, I know he's British) ). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

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Fuck The Show

Hello and welcome to the very first episode of Season 6! And boy do we have a long fuck filled episode to start the year off right with! Topics include: Amish Porn (It exists, but is it really REAL?), Strange Addictions (would you fuck a chick who's addicted to eating couch cushions?) and Car Talk (What cars would you buy if money was no object?). Also, SPORTS (sorta)! All that and so FUCKING much more on our first episode of 2019, enjoy!

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A Kenny G Christmas

Hello and welcome to (most likely) the last episode of 2018. Topics include: PC culture is really getting out of hand (and this is coming from liberal feminists;)), Kevin Hart gets fired from the Oscars (I'm sure he'll be fine) and we take in the smooth sounds of Mr. Kenneth G. Also, Joe hips Marty and Curtis to the "bitch slap championships" (juxtaposed with smooth jazz, of course). All that and so much more on this (most likely) final episode of 2018, of theDAMNcast!

Episode 28 features (yet again) a fantastic beat (https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion/dont-cry) by threepeeoh. Check all things threepeeoh out here https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

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Dick Hands

Hello and welcome to season 5, episode 27. Topics include: Golf (Tiger vs Phil is stupid and boring), Metal music (Black, Speed and Stoner) and working out (getting jacked like Mac). Also, R. Kelly has some 19 year old friends. All that and so much more bullshit, on this weeks episode 27 of season 5 of theDAMNcast!

This weeks episode features the track "Realer By The Second" (Lee Harvey Oswald remix) by threepeeoh https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion/realer-by-the-second-lee-harvey-oswald-remix.

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The Moby

Hello and welcome to the longest episode of the season! Topics include: Trump doesn't know how voting (or buying groceries) works, Marty intoduces Curtis and Joe to "Fortnight" (a new and fantastic waste of time) and Curtis shows Marty and Joe the largest dildo in the world, "The Moby" (via the interwebs... it's even bigger than the "Bad Dragon"... look it up). All that, and just a little bit of John Tesh, on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Episode 26 features the track “Eagle Force (instrumental)” by threepeeoh featuring Kool Keith, off of the DJ Lord album “Afterburn”. Make sure and check out all things threepeeoh here https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

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Feauregard

Hello and welcome to Season 5's shortest episode, so far. Topics include: Hover Boards (the sweet ones from Back To The Future 2, not the lame ass ones that were popular a few years ago), the Midterm Election (more Trump talk) and Rage (Curtis' internal rage specifically). In the 2nd segment, we talk mostly Sports, so if you're not into that just stop listening around the 53:25 mark. All that and SO MUCH MORE on this extra short episode (stupid Steelers game was on) of theDAMNcast!

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YOLO Fro Yo

Hello and welcome to season 5, episode 24. Topics include: Voting(go vote), Trump (he fucking sucks), Batman (he’s fucking sweet), Cigarettes (Joe’s mom smoked True, Curtis’ mom smoked Vantage, back in the day), Fro Yo (we sample some amazing fro yo) and Sports (Not necessarily in that order, and not EVERYTHING we cover (not even close, we are way all over the place… as usual)! Also, we learn that if you enjoy having sex for fun, and not just to “spread your seed”, you can thank Jewish people (Thanks Jews!). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

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Biff & Boffs Adventures In Jewish Mysticism

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 23. Topics include: journalist Jamal Khashoggi was "accidentally” murdered and cut into pieces at the Saudi Arabian consulate in Turkey (or maybe it was rouge killers?), Cannabis is now legal in Canada (as it fucking should be everywhere) and we spend almost the entire second segment talking about Post Malone and the Dybbuk box (a wine cabinet haunted by an evil Jewish spirit). All that and so much more on our official Halloween show (I guess?) of Season five, of theDAMNcast.

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Bing For Business, Google For Pleasure

Hello and welcome to yet another exciting episode of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Are the Cleveland Indians cursed by the Chief Wahoo logo (All Cleveland teams are cursed by residing in Cleveland), We yell at Amazons Alexa (that bitch kept interrupting the show) and Curtis tells a story about (thinking he was) almost getting mugged in Pittsburgh (He was just paranoid). We also play "Stuck Milf Porn" (yes really), and Curtis talks about his lack of masturbation motivation (2 whole months without doing it, because... meh). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 22, of Season 5, of theDAMNcast.

This week's show features the song "Mop Hog" by Birthday Noose. Check all things Birthday Noose out, including their latest album "Noosifer", by clicking or copying this link: https://birthdaynoose.bandcamp.com/

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I Like Beer

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 21. Topics include: Trump and more on the Brett Kavanaugh Senate hearing (most fucked up thing on CSpan, maybe ever) Sports (mostly Browns shit), and we reminisce about just how fucking funny the Jerky Boys (and phony phone calls in general) really are/were. All that and so much more (including an old Halloween themed Ed Spano bit from 3 years ago) on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

This weeks show also features the track "Drama Queen" by Threepeeoh. To check out all things Threepeeoh, which you should absolutely fucking do, click this link https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

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AXL BAG

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 20. Topics include: Sex Robot Brothels are here (in Texas of course), A Vice Principal in Tennessee says that Women "pretty much ruin everything" during a morning announcement ("ask Adam, look at Eve") and the Brett Kavanaugh Senate hearing is an insane new low for the good old US of A (Joe and Curtis think Christine Blasey Ford is being truthful, while Marty's gut feeling is that she's lying. Yes, really) All that and so much more (we talka tha Sports... Baker Mayfield mostly) on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

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Scatboxing

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 19. Topics include: Sinbad (the actor, not the sailor), Kylie Jenner (it only took this bitch 21 years to try cereal with fucking milk) and apparently Bert and Ernie are gay (is this information really necessary?). We also talk a little sports, and make our Browns and Steelers predictions, for games that have already been played by the time this comes out (except the Steelers game, which is on Monday night and this show goes out Sunday night, but who really gives a fuck about them anyway? PS... Joe does... sort of... I think). Anyway… all that, and so much more bullshit, on this weeks episode 19 of season 5, of theDAMNcast! As always, remember to enjoy!

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